And all the hanger on’rs laugh and clap… “Oh she is so funny…..”
Lets face it Kathy Griffin was never funny, all she ever did was push the envelope. So, when you reach the end, and you have pushed all you can push, you end up beheading the President. There is literally nothing else to do, you have pushed everything as far as it will go.
No wait a minute, I was wrong, you can insult the Presidents 11 year old son. Now the envelope has truly been pushed as far as it can.
No wait another minute, you can hold a press conference with an ambulance chasing attention whore of an attorney, and then accuse the President, who you chose to hold a depiction of his decapitated head, of being a bully. Now that IS funny….
Congratulations you have pushed the envelope as far as possible
Inside sources revealed that President Trump had a conversation with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell just prior to Super Bowl 51. Unidentified sources are confirming that Trump and Goodell met just before kickoff and Trump issued some strong words to Goodell.
Goodell is known for taking the Super Bowl very serious and he considers the Super Bowl the most important event for the NFL.
Trump reportedly said to Goodell; “I sure hope the New England Patriots win this year. It would be nice to see Tom Brady win again. Tom is a good friend and a great guy, I hope he wins”
While Goodell is playing down the story a representative from the Atlanta Falcons is requesting a special investigation to determine if Trump attempted to obstruct the outcome of the game.
Tom Brady was asked to comment on this story but declined other than to say he he hopped some of the hot air would be released and we can all move on as a country. Brady and Trump are long time friends until recently when Brady’s wife, super model Gisele Bundchen, denounced Trump
After almost 50 people were killed and more then 200 were in injured in a suicide bombing in Istanbul, President Obama has called on Congress to draft legislation that will reduce the number and type of bombs people are allowed to own.
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will be giving a speech later in the week. Her comments are said to be directed at the National Bombing Association (NBA)
How many —potential violations —can you find in this picture of children playing on monkey bars?
Too many kids on the bars at one time. (One child could step on another)
The bars are made of steel. (They should be made of a government approved material to reduce injury in case of falling on the bar)
There is no safety mat on the floor. (Government approved, shock absorbing material needs to be installed in order to reduce harmful effects of falling on the grass.)
The bars are not the correct distance between each other. (This can result in choking or hanging)
There is no warning sign ( kids need to be advised of the potential dangers when playing on monkey bars, additionally gender neutral clothing should be worn during public play)
The monkey bar apparatus exceeds the maximum allowable height per government regulations. (Ascending too high can result in a child falling too far, additionally a child who is unable to climb the full height could be left with inferior feelings)
Kids wearing shoes (Shoes need to be removed before playing to minimize danger of kicking another child)
There are more girls then boys (There should be an even ratio of boys/girls)
Playing (Children should not be allowed to play together, one child may perform better then another, resulting in self esteem loss of the other child)
Monkey Bars (It is an offensive word)
Leave a comment if you think I missed any possible regulatory violations.
Comedian Eddie Griffin thinks Bill Cosby is the victim of a conspiracy that wants to bring down every successful black man. During an interview Griffin said, “There is a systematic effort to destroy every black male entertainer’s image. They want us all to have an asterisk by our name.”